you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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