i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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