break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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