You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
