pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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