Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
