are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
