fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
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