that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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