I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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