I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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