Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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