butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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