Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
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He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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