***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
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just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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