Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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