Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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