Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
