You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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