Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
