so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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