no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
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if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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