She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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