just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
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It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
try to milk me bitch
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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