i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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