VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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