well I can't set my house on fire every night
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
