But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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