'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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