halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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