If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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