Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
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And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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