: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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