I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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