Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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