nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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