That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
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There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
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Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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