By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
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You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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