We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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