I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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