you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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