Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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