On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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