My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
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I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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