and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
vagina is talking i cant
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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