I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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