Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
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MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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