giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
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So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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