Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
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So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
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She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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