so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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