we made out on top of his cat.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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