Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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