Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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